Its Jim’s birthday, so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.
At the club –
DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you?
WIFE: How does he know you?
JIM: We play Golf together!
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim?
WIFE: And how does he know you?
JIM: He’s on the Bowling Team!
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?
The Wife storms out…… dragging Jim with her, into a taxi!
TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy….You picked an ugly one this time…Same Hotel?
Today is Jim’s funeral.