Funny Leave Applications

Leave applications.

(murdering English language)

Infosys, Bangalore:

“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave.”
Oracle, Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“As I want to shave my son’s head , please leave me for two days..”
Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was
performing his daughter’s wedding:
“As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave.”
Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o’clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
A leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
A leave letter to a headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
Another letter written to a headmaster:
“As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.”
Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”
Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom…”
Actual application for leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
Letter writing:
“I am well here an the hope you are also in the same well.

Laugh and pass…

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