A Woman Has Shot Her Husband.

2 beat cops call the crime branch on telephone.
Cop: Hallo. Crime branch?
Crime Branch: Yes…
Cop: This is sergeant John. We have case here.
A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.
Crime Branch: Have you arrested the woman?
Cop: No sir. The floor is still wet.

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