Santa Singh is Back.
Santa went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: ‘Fill Up In Capital.’
Santa standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Because his doctor advised him: ‘Today’s dinner should be light !’
Professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Santa jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I’m unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I’m Banta not Santa!
On romantic date Santa’s girlfriend asks him:
‘Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?’
He said: ‘Sure ! What’s your phone no.?’
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Oye Yaar, what ever you order first, will come first.
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one, Santa
He wrote:’Due To Rain, No Match!’
What does Santa do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why can’t Santa dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
Santa & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Santa: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
Santa at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
What happens when a Santa’s wife delivers twins ?
Santa does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child..
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Santa: 13th October
Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe, EVERY YEAR
Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Santa:
Any great man born in this village ?
Santa: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
So Santa writes, “Gandhi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire..
and how will you escape?
Santa: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do you know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay..
While its landing he shouted: “Bombay .. Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Santa: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Santa: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE